Vienda Weekly
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The Vienda Weekly is Vienda's oldest and finest publication. The newspaper details important current events, such as political situations. It is galdor-run, but there are a few human correspondents who supply the paper with news from the "other side."
Recently, due to the popularity of the Kingsway Post, the Weekly has been under considerable strain to uphold its membership. The paper has taken to desperately seeking more readers through increasingly exaggerated headlines. Once, when the King took a tumble down a short staircase, the paper was criticized for its reactionary headline - it stated, in large bold type, "KING PLUNGES TO DEATH."